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Who wouldn't want to live in a treehouse Especially a storey treehouse that has a bowling alley a see through swimming pool a tank full of sharks a library full of comics a secret underground The 13 ePUB #9734 laboratory a games room self making beds vines you can swing on a vegetable vaporiser and a marshmallow machine that follows you around. First and foremost we should admit that this book was not written for me It was written for kids and me not liking it really only means that I don't fall into the demographic that it was aimed at I bought this book for my nephew's birthday though and I wanted to know what I was giving him after the bookstore ladies suggested it to meNow that we've gotten my disclaimer out of the way I still have a few complaints about the book 1 It might be old fashioned of me but I think that books for kids should include some kind of learning angle The lessons don't have to be life shattering but there should be something there It can be about socializing or history morality or science but there should be something in the stories we give to our children that offer them tools with which to approach the world This book is about two kid authors who spend the entire book procrastinating and then spoilers at the last minute pull through and finish their project by WRITING ABOUT HOW THEY PROCRASTINATED And then their books is published and everyone loves it So I guess the moral of the story is Hey Kids You can not do the shit you're supposed to do and you'll still be fine Good lesson Andy Griffiths good lesson2 It's lazy story telling At the end of the book there are several pages that are just shrunken down images of previous pages because Andy and Terry are writing the story and that is the visual representation of them doing so There is a page full of frames of a single dog saying bark over and over again There are many instances of this and although I get the comedic value of them it wound up feeling like Griffiths was trying to reach a certain page count and he did so in the laziest way possible3 The book encourages bad behavior I don't understand why we give kids stuff like this Again I understand the comedic effect in having a machine that chases you around shooting marshmallows into your mouth I understand that it's funny to have a machine that obliterates vegetables I get that it's funny to describe your best friend as being stupid and annoying etc But those things are only funny because we've decided that they're funny and can we please just live in a society where we give up on destructive scripts Vegetables are just food People LIKE their friends and because of this say nice things about them instead of destructive things3 It's about two little white boys getting away with stuff they probably shouldn't get away with Can we just retire that narrative already Why not a girl and a boy who are best friends and go on crazy hi jinks Kids won't notice the difference and it'll subconsciously do positive things for their worldviewI'm still giving the book to my nephew because I think he'll like it and the imaginative element of the book is pretty fun but I hope his taste develops uickly and in the future I am totally doing better research and finding him a book that isn't so exceptionally mediocre

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The 13 Storey TreehouseIcal evolution of all their previous books There are echoes of the Just stories in the Andy and Terry friendship the breakaway stories in the Bad Book the Adventures of Super Finger there's the easy readability of the Cat on the Mat and the Big Fat Cow and like all these books the illustrations are as much a part of the story as the story itsel. Review by Jack age 65It was excellent it was very very very goodIt was awesome because it had man eating sharks and a shark nearly ate Terry Terry accidently threw Andy's head in the bowling alley After they ate too many marshmallows they drank too much lemonade from the lemonade fountainTheir treehouse is awesome because it looked small from the outside but is big on the inside There was a gorilla and a yellow canary cat with a whole army of yellow canary cats who saved Andy and Terry They took away the gorilla to a dinosaur island Terry painted a cat yellow like a yellow canaryThe pictures are really really really coolBoys and girls should read this book because it is very interesting and very very cool and awesomeThat's all folksReview by Mum age none of your businessAnything combining the joint talents of Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton is going to be superb Andy's writing is a pleasure to read aloud with a deceptively simple style that is never condescending extremely visual and uses a vocabulary that doesn't reuire stopping freuently to explain words or phrases Terry's illustrations complement and enhance the text perfectly and are chock full of unexpected detailsMy favourite part of the book was the illustrations of the pages pages within pages especially the one that has a page within a page within a page pg 228 We had made a movie like this several days before reading this book so it was of particular interest to both of usTo get the most out of this book find a kid aged between 5 and 10 share it aloud and be prepared to giggle We are off to find the next book in the series

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Download º The 13 Storey Treehouse Î PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ç ➜ [Epub] ❧ The 13 Storey Treehouse By Andy Griffiths ➦ – Who wouldn't want to live in a treehouse Especially a 13 storey treehouse that has a bowling alley a see And automatically shoots your favourite flavoured marshmallows into your mouth whenever it discerns you're hungryTwo new characters – Andy and Terry – live here make books together and have a series of completely nutty adventures Because ANYTHING can happen in a storey treehouseThis is a major new series from Andy and Terry and it's the log. A perfectly silly book series of 3 I believe for that semi reluctant Summer reader who is an 8 9 year old boy and needs to get back into school mode Half book half comic book lots of pictures this is just the ticket to rekindle interest Thumbs up from my Grandson who of course exchanges reading time for screen time 4 stars