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eBook ☆ ePub Serial Hottie ç 9780985627713 ¹ johnscyclingdiary ô ➹ [Reading] ➻ Serial Hottie By Kelly Oram ➮ – Johns-cycling-diary.co.uk Hockey obsessed tomboy Eleanor Westley has never been the object of a guy's affection before So when the hottest boy she's ever seenE's a psychopathic killer Problem is he's the sweetest psychopathic killer she's ever met Not to mention he's brutally hot No matter how hard she tries she can't help but fall for him Will Ellie find true love or will her summer of firsts turn out to be a summer of lasts? The worst part is he’s been extra sweet because he’s trying to make everything okay again If he weren’t a serial killer he’d be the perfect boyfriend

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Everything starts to make sense when girls who look just like Ellie start dying all around the city Obviously the new guy is the killer and of course he only likes her because he wants to slice her into tiny pieces Right? The Ellie gets to know Seth the she's convinced h I was kind of confused while reading this book Not because the plot was too complex or the words were too big I just had no idea what the hell the characters were thinking I’ll start with Seth I am not surprised that Ellie thought he was the serial killer because he is c r e e p y Sure he’s not that serial killer but there’s a first time for everything He’s already got creepy stalker down so why not take that next step into murderer? I truly believe he could get there I mean he broke into Ellie’s room No sane person does that Ellie and Seth Ellie and Seth’s relationship changed so fast it gave me whiplash Apparently having a suspected murderer for a boyfriend can prove to be uite the obstacle for a relationship Especially when she actually thought he was the killer for like half of the book I mean one minute Ellie is stalking Seth then he’s stalking her then she believes he is a psychotic serial killer then she doesn’t then he breaks into her room like a creep then he finds a way to absolve himself then she doesn’t think he is the killer any then he does some other creepy thing like expertly throw ninja stars or sharpen knives or something and then she thinks he is the killer again then she gets into a car with him then she gets out of the car because the author must have remembered that the lead character isn’t suppose to be that dumb then Seth keeps stalking her then she tazes him ahahahahaha then she doesn’t think he’s the killer any view spoileronly because someone else tries to kill her hide spoiler

Kelly Oram ´ Serial Hottie reader

Serial HottieHockey obsessed tomboy Eleanor Westley has never been the object of a guy's affection before So when the hottest boy she's ever seen moves in across the street and starts treating her like she's the center of his universe naturally she's going to be a little skeptical But Once again Kelly Oram manages to give me a book I can’t help but fall for She has a gift and I won’t deny that I love her contemporary style She reminds me of Meg Cabot only I actually enjoy her love interests a bit though they are both contemporary goddesses for light hearted romance satire This is a contemporary YA thriller kind of like that movie “Head Over Heels where a new guy Seth moves in next door and he’s like mega hot and just enough cray cray to make the main character Ellie wonder if he’s the serial killer that’s been killing off girls that look like her around town Oh and he happens to be into her and she is constantly fighting her feelings afraid of ending up the serial killer’s next victimSounds like a super fun plot? It is I was laughing and smiling the whole time It wasn’t meant to be an intense psychological experience like Mara Dyer just a fun uick paced romance with a bit of mystery thrown in And it workedThat said this time as much as I loved the book I would hold off from recommending it to teens without a BIG note on Seth’s behavior Yea you heard me right I’m going to be an old school grandma lecturing on a book’s unintentional message I have read tons of dysfunctional relationships in YA that wouldn’t work in real life think Warner from Shatter Me my absolute favorite who kidnaps terrifies Juliette on a daily basis I think the difference is that those characters are all in a fantasy rather than realistic contemporary setting Alright let’s talk about Seth He starts off as prince charming who Ellie has been admiring from afar spying on his workouts with her older sister Angela and saves her life well kind of So yea this was my first impressionBut then he starts acting really into Ellie trying to get her to agree to date him She likes him but she’s never had a relationship and his intensity scares her He’s got a serious case of instalove and while she likes him he is scaring her away “I knew that for every part of me that was screaming to run from him there was as much a part of me that straight up wanted him” Okay that’s not the best way to start up a relationship Her popular sister keeps pushing Ellie toward Seth anywayAngela What I asked what Seth was doing he said 'Figuring out how to make Ellie fall for me'”So obviously that tears at the heart strings and then the lines keep on coming And like any Kelly Oram book you fall for the guy You just have to when he says things like this “1 Ellie2 You're3 The4 Only5 Reason6 I7 Don't8 Hate9 Living10 Here” But then you realize he broke into her room before they were a couple to write that on her favorite video game's winner screenAnd then when Ellie finally gets with Seth we get lines like this “All these intense feelings I have for you drive me so crazy”Okay so normally I find that hot But then there's this “The way he looks at me and touches me all the timeIt's like he's restraining himself from hog tying me and dragging me out to the woods”And he keeps acting like that ALL THE TIMEAnd did I mention he is like mega intense emotionally unstable and possessive with crazy mood swings? I don’t have my Kindle at work so I could only use the uotes on the book’s GR page but trust me he’s out there Yes I get that he’s into the girl –but Ellie feels trapped on multiple occasions and he physically restrains her from leaving view spoilerObviously he’s not the serial killer and he has “reasons” for acting the way he is that are explained a bit later on hide spoiler