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Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear TimeWhen Rhondok’s co worker becomes gravely ill the businessman is forced to cover for his friend at the uarterly investors meeting With only hours to learn the research however Rhondok falls short and gets fired in the processBut when Rhondok realizes that this A very strong four out of five I believe existing fans of the Tingleverse would likely rate this one 55 It was surprisingly deep and hard to unpack all of the meaning written into such a short piece I'd say uite a bit of girth here I probably would have bumped it up to 55 if some key details had been firmed up and lengthenedIf you don't want to commit to the 3 version on or if you don't have a Kindle check out the free podcast online It's a great introduction to the author's workMy book club picked this one up recently and we had a lively discussion I'd recommend it to any similar groups To help facilitate here's a Discussion Guide that I came up with Feel free to modify as you see fit for your own group1 The author is known for his clever use of words The time travel project was called “Cronos” but the commonly accepted transliteration of the Greek word for time Χρόνος is actually “Chronos” The word “Cronos” refers to the leader and youngest of the first generation of Titans in Greek mythology with the scythe as his symbol However in pre Socratic philosophy and Greek literature “Chronos” is the personification of time Why did the author choose to use the transliterated word for a Titan instead of the word for the personification of time when the story is clearly about time travel?2 In the Tingleverse most characters are lacking exacting physical descriptions or even single features In this classic novella the boss man Mr Whippo is given a tightly cropped beard What is the significance of this beard?3 The megacorporation Butt Industries does plenty of research and development in high tech weaponry and environmentally efficient solutions In an expert move by Dr Tingle—the characters working for this company neglect to even mention that these product areas may be in conflict with one another—leaving it entirely up to the reader to decide how a person can work at a company that holds such underlying conflicting values Reconcile these two contradictory notions4 As every informed reader and linguist is well aware Dr Tingle has given the main character of this story Rhondok a cleverly meaningful name For the lazy readers that missed it or the readers that are simply ignorant of other languages “Rhondak” is the Hungarian euivalent to the English name “Rhonda” What significance is the expertful author attempting to convey?5 Throughout various forms of media time travel machines take on many different forms From HG Wells mechanical chair to Doc Brown’s DeLorean descriptions of time machines are wildly different and each hold meaning within the context of the larger story cultural expectations and technology for the time period Given that Dr Tingle describes his time machine as “a massive white sphere sitting atop three pedestals and humming a low strange drone Its surface is metallic but shimmers with a strange pearly current flickers of electricity that dance and play while they run down every side”—what deeper meaning is the good Doctor Tingle implying with his description?6 After using the time traveling device the main character Rhondok encounters a strange studly humanoid with a giant clock for a head The clock headed creature describes itself as “I’m you I’m me I’m everything” Some scholars believe that this hard bodied clock represents not only God but the concept of God in the Tingleverse Do you agree or disagree? Why?7 Detractors claiming that Dr Tingle’s seminal work around time travel have often pointed to the passage below as evidence of his poor writing abilities However grammar scholars worldwide have proven their claims to be contrary to the true facts of reality ie Fake News Give the following passage to your local book club grammar expert and let them explain how it is in fact grammatically correct I pop my ass out towards him wiggling it playfully as Time eye by puckered butthole with a ravenous hunger8 The world renowned author Doctor Chuck Tingle PhD is known for adeptly breaking the fourth wall during some of his innovative stories In this one he does so by directly interacting with the main character and you the reader Just how brilliant is he? Are you not amazed? Discuss9 The big red button obviously holds monumental significance What does it mean to you?10 Why are billionaires so hot?11 Does Rhondok retain any of his memories of being past characters in other stories from the Tingleverse such as a bigfoot that was a lawyer and a doctor? There is a right answer here so please discuss the only correct answer to this uestion with your group12 This amazing story by Doctor Tingle PhD shares similar themes to his other works such as Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By His Fabricated Wiretapping Scandal Made Up To Redirect Focus Away From His Seemingly Endless Unethical Connections To Russia and Space Raptor Butt Invasion as well as Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist Who Is Also A Ghost What are the major themes across Doctor Tingle PhD’s works that have personally affected you and improved your life?13 The Good Doctor Chuck Tingle PhD is a pseudonym but his credentials are real Many speculate that the author uses a pen name to disguise his or her real identity because they are already uite famous and choose to live a double life as a literary author What is the real identity of the author?