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The Da Vinci CodeR all to see yet ingeniously disguised by the painter Langdon joins forces with a gifted French cryptologist Sophie Neveu and learns the late curator was involved in the Priory of Sion an actual secret society whose members included Sir Isaac Newton Botticelli Victor Hugo and Da Vinci among others In a breathless race through Paris London and beyond Langdon and Neveu match wits with a f. A 80% | Very Good Notes Excessive exposition and ludicrous writing discolor an otherwise captivating thought provoking page turning read

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While in Paris on business Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon receives an urgent late night phone call the elderly curator of the Louvre has been murdered inside the museum Near the body police have found a baffling cipher While working to solve the enigmatic riddle Langdon is stunned to discover it leads to a trail The Da PDFEPUBof clues hidden in the works of Da Vinci clues visible fo. Four stars for pure entertainment valueHowever Dave Barry's review gets five stars`The Da Vinci Code' crackedby Dave BarryI have written a blockbuster novel My inspiration was The DaVinci Code by Dan Brown which has sold 253 trillion copies in hardcover because it's such a compelling page turner NOBODY can put this book downMOTHER ON BEACH Help My child is being attacked by a sharkLIFEGUARD looking up from The DaVinci Code Not now I just got to page 243 where it turns out that one of the men depicted in ''The Last Supper'' is actually a womanMOTHER I know Isn't that incredible And it turns out that she's SHARK spitting out the child Don't give it away I'm only on page 187The key to The DaVinci Code is that it's filled with startling plot twists and almost every chapter ends with a ''cliffhanger'' so you have to keep reading to see what will happen Using this formula I wrote the following blockbuster novel titled The Constitution Conundrum It's fairly short now but when I get a huge publishing contract I'll flesh it out to 100000 words by adding sentencesCHAPTER ONE Handsome yet unmarried historian Hugh Heckman stood in the National Archives Building in Washington DC suinting through the bulletproof glass at the US Constitution Suddenly he made an amazing discovery''My God'' he said out loud ``This is incredible Soon I will say what it is''CHAPTER TWO ''What is it'' said a woman Heckman had never seen before who happened to be standing next to him She was extremely beautiful but wore glasses as a sign of intelligence''My name is Desiree Legume'' she saidHeckman felt he could trust her''Look at this'' he said pointing to the Constitution''My God that's incredible'' said Desiree ``It's going to be very surprising when we finally reveal what we're talking about''CHAPTER THREE ''Yes'' said Hugh ``incredible as it seems there are extra words written in the margin of the US Constitution and nobody ever noticed them until now They appear to be in some kind of code''''Let me look'' said Desiree ``In addition to being gorgeous I am a trained codebreaker Oh my God''''What is it'' asked Hugh in an excited yet concerned tone of voice ''The message'' said Desiree ``is ''But just then the chapter endedCHAPTER FOUR ''It's a fiendishly clever code'' explained Desiree 'As you can see the words say `White House White House Bo Bite House Banana Fana Fo Fite House Fe Fi Mo Mite House White House' ''''Yes'' said Hugh frowning in bafflement ``But what can it possibly mean''''If I am correct'' said Desiree ``it is referring to the White House''''My God'' said Hugh ``That's where the president lives Do you think ''''Do I think what'' said Desiree''I don't know'' said Hugh ``But we're about to find out''CHAPTER FIVE Hugh and Desiree crouched in some bushes next to the Oval Office''We'd better hurry up and solve this mystery'' remarked Desiree anxiously ''It's only a matter of time before somebody notices that the Constitution is missing'' She had slipped it into her purse at the National Archives while the guard wasn't looking''The answer must be here somewhere'' said Hugh studying the ancient document which was brown from age and the fact that he had spilled Diet Peach Snapple on it''Wait a minute'' he said ``I've got it''''What'' said Desiree her breasts heaving into view''The answer'' said Hugh ``It's But just then shots rang outCHAPTER SIX ''That was close'' remarked Desiree ``Fortunately those shots had nothing to do with the plot of this book''''Yes'' said Hugh ``Anyway as I was saying the answer is to hold the Constitution up so that it is aligned with the White House and the Washington Monument There do you see what I mean''''My God'' said Desiree seeing what he meant ``It's ''''Hold it right there'' said the president of the United StatesCHAPTER SEVEN '' and so you see'' concluded the president ``you two uncovered a shocking and fascinating secret that if it should ever get out could change the course of history''''Mr President'' said Desiree ``thank you for that riveting and satisfying explanation which will be fleshed out into much greater detail once there is a publishing contract''''Also'' noted Hugh ``we may use some beverage other than Snapple depending on what kind of product placement deals can be worked out''''Good'' said the president ``Now can I have the Constitution back''They all enjoyed a hearty laugh for they knew that the movie rights were also available

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The Da Vinci Code Read & Download ´ E-book, or Kindle E-pub ↠ [Epub] ➞ The Da Vinci Code By Dan Brown – Johns-cycling-diary.co.uk While in Paris on business Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon receives an urgent late night phone call the elderly curator of the Louvre has been murdered inside the museum Near tAceless powerbroker who seems to anticipate their every move Unless Langdon and Neveu can decipher the labyrinthine puzzle in time the Priory's ancient secret and an explosive historical truth will be lost forever THE DA VINCI CODE heralds the arrival of a new breed of lightning paced intelligent thrillerutterly unpredictable right up to its stunning conclusion From the Hardcover editio. Alternate history uchronias and indirect criticism of faith and ideology combine to one of the most successful thriller series of all times Everything was already on the table many authors had dealt with the different ideas Brown is mixing together and finding and recombining conspiracy theories isn´t that complicated It´s the mix of different topics that interest many people stirred together that make it entertaining for the ones who like art or thrillers for atheists and religious people for the ones interested in plot or characterization it´s just difficult to find someone who would immediately say that shehe isn´t interested in one of the plot vehicles It doesn´t just relativizes general history but religious and political history in a way that makes it a prime example of the fact that history and holy texts are written by the winners Widening the range uestioning the status uo and making people skeptical regarding omniscience commandments and whatever is something of huge importance and Brown did than Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens combined and multiplied could have done in centuries by reaching so many people and making them think about the legitimation of any kind of beliefImagine many people would start writing fanfiction like that about different religious texts expanding universes with new and alternative prophets letting the whole thing collapse into a parody of itself within yearsI tend to euate religious economic and political science texts for the simple reason that as soon as there is one truth or in hard science formulas and euations the others or even the own one must the wrong The open criticism and sarcastic to profound interpretations of all those one hit wonders are made by sophisticated young people the less power all of those charlatanries can generate in their stupid uest towards the one and only variation of reality they want to establish Blasphemy in a view spoiler Why can´t JC have a daughter what´s your problem dudes It´s so ridiculous if any prophet would be a woman or gosh a lesbian or even a gay male prophet they would of course completely freak out even hide spoiler